Gay Central - ale8i, orphan_account, yurasu - 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia (2024)

Chapter 1: not being salty as fuck? sorry dont know her

Chapter Text

Sanic Nyoom has added Stronk Jr. , Tododokidoki , Aint a furry, and 16 others to No-sin Christian server.

Fite me irl : Fuck you

Stronk Jr : I’d rather not

Kirishima used Harden : OOOHH BURN

Ebony dark’ness dementia raven way : what is this

Tododokidoki : im not sure

That Pink Raccoon : it's gAY, that's what it is

Sex tape : o shit wahts this i c ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

Fite me irl: What the ever loving fuck is that?

Danki : this? ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

Fite me irl : yes what the shit is that

That Pink Raccoon: you really don't know what that is bakugo? ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

Sex Tape: yeah thats p surprising ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

Fite me irl : stop

Sex Tape : stop what?? ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

Fite me irl: that

Stop that

Danki: whatever is the matter? ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

That Pink Raccoon : idk what ur talking about ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

Kirishima used Harden: yeah man what do you mean?? ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

Fite me irl: NOT YOU TOO

Tododokidoki: ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ are we gonna have a problem??

Sanic nyoom: this was a mistake

Stronk Jr. : YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK

Fite me irl: not this

That Pink Raccoon: YOU'VE COME SO FAR WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK?

Ain't a furry : ID NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF

Kirishima used Harden: AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH

Fite me irl: but I'm feeling nice so here's some advice lISTEN UP BIOTCH

Sanic nyoom : What is this

Madness

Stronk Jr.: Kacchan!! why didn't you tell us you liked heathers?!?!

Fite me irl: because it's none of your guys business

Kirishima used Harden: he only likes it bc he thinks jd is hot

Fite me irl: Everyone thinks jd is hot

That Pink Raccoon: tru

Musical trash: I go to the bathroom and come back to find out that I missed out on heathers?!? fuck u guys

Kirishima used Harden: u kno who else likes musicals

MY B R O

LETS GET BRO ON HERE

Iron man has joined No-sin Christian server.

Kirishima used Harden : HARD BRO!

Iron man : HARD BRO!!!!1

guys do you like my username!?!?!

Fite me irl: youre made out of steel

iron man: dont call me out like this

Fite me irl: youre all dumbasses

Kirishima used harden: even me

Fite me irl: especially you

Kirishima used Harden : ಥ_ಥ you wound me

BUT HARD BRO!!1!!!1

Iron Man: HARD BRO!!11!!!!1!!!!

Show me bob and vegana: this is too gay for me

i thought there would be boobs...

Sanic nyoom: oh i forgot i added you on here

Show me bob and vegana has been kicked from the chat.

Sanic nyoom: goodbye, peasant.

Momo the homo: PERISH

Musical trash: i feel

Free

That Pink Raccoon: the evil has been vanquished by the Nyoom lord.

Sanic Nyoom: It’s no problem, really. And please don’t call me that.

Sanic Nyoom has been renamed Nyoom lord .

Nyoom lord : Why

Stronk Jr.: bc we love you iida

Nyoom lord: …

Fine

That Pink Raccoon : :))))

Kirishima used Harden: ok but back to musicals

Hamilton Anyone?????

Stronk Jr.: MEEE!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!

Musical trash : HELL YES

Tododokidoki: oh no you got him started

Midoriya

Pl e a se

Stronk Jr.: tHEODOSIA WRITES ME A LETTER EVERY DAY (day day)

Tododokidoki: oh god

Kirishima used Harden: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM KEEPIN HER BED WARM WHILE HER HUSBAND IS AWAY

(away away)

That Pink Raccoon: HES ON THE BRITISH SIDE IN GEORGIA, TRYNA KEEP THE COLONIES IN LINE

Musical trash: BUT HE CAN KEEP ALL OF GEORGIA, THEODOSIA SHES MINE

Momo the homo: w

what

Stronk Jr.: LOVE DOESNT DISCRIMINATE, BETWEEN THE SINNERS AND THE SAINTS IT TAKES AND IT TAKES AND IT TAKES

Kirishima used Harden: AND WE KEEP LOVING ANYWAY

Iron man: WE LAUGH AND WE CRY AND WE BREAK AND WE MAKE OUR MISTAKES

Musical trash: AND IF THERES A REASON IM BY HER SIDE WHEN SO MANY HAVE TRIED

Stronk Jr.: THE N IM WILLING TO W A I T F O R I T

*sobs*

I love you guys

So much

That Pink Raccoon: same like

Just

Me and kiri thought we were the only ones

Kirishima used Harden: yeah!!!!

and the rest of the bakusquad was like,,,

not

into it

Fite me irl: the fucking what now

Danki: the bakusquad

yanno

That Pink Raccoon: like the izukrew

Fite me irl: the fucking what now

Stronk Jr.: the ducking what now

Aint a furry: omgosh

Deku cant curse

Thats adorable

Stronk Jr.: i can curse!!!!

Tododokidoki: you,,,

you really cant,,,

Stronk Jr.: yEs i c A N

Fite m e yes i can

You lil bi t h c

Kirishima used Harden: you spelled it wrong

Stronk Jr.: no i didnt

O shit waddup: yes you did

theres no denying

That you, Midoriya Izuku

Cannot curse

Stronk Jr.: ,,,

ffuk

Tododokidoki: you spelled it wrong

Danki: im

That Pink Raccoon: can we all take a moment to appreciate how innocent this quality piece of broccoli is

Sex tape: Quality piece of broccoli

fite me irl : WHAT ABOUT DEKU IS QUALITY

Stronk Jr.: and what about you is quality?

Aint a furry: IM

That Pink Raccoon: HE MAY NOT CURSE

BUT HE CAN THROW SH A D E HOLY F CU CK

Danki : dfhkjdhfkdjhf

N ever in my life would I have expected to see a shady midoriya

holy s h i t

Kirishima used Harden: I WASTN PREPARE DD

Ain't a furry : NONE OF US WERE

That Pink Raccoon: im cryign

My son

Has been tainted

Tododokidoki : im-

Aint a furry: todo’s proud of his bf

Stronk Jr. : djkfhskdljf

Tododokidoki: ,,,,

Musical trash: lmao I can hear them combusting a nut.

Sex Tape: KSJDFHKSDJFHLDSJHFLKSDJHFLSKDJHF

Kirishima used Harden: OH MY FU C K I G N G O DDD

Danki : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

O shit waddup: Todoroki just burst into fucking flames right before my eyes

And collapsed

Nyoom Lord : Don’t forget to use protection

Sex Tape : Several people are typing

Aint a furry: IIDA THO IM SCREAM I N G

Iron Man : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

John Cena: holy

s h i t

Ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: ,,,,

That Pink Raccoon: im screaming iida what

Stronk Jr.:

Stronk Jr.: has left No-Sin Christian Server.

Danki: rip mido he couldnt handle it

Nyoom Lord: i will not allow him to leave

this is still a chat for school

no matter how much you squander it

Sex tape: lol

Stronk Jr. has been added to No-Sin Christian server.

Stronk Jr.: fudge

Fite me irl: watch ur fucking language u lil shit

Stronk Jr.: *your

*you

That Pink Raccoon: o shit

Stronk Jr.: *oh

Kirishima used Harden : Shits abt to go down

Stronk Jr.: about*

Danki: LSDJFHSLDKJF fucking rip

Kirishima used Harden: y u gotta be like that bro

Stronk Jr.: Two reasons:

1. why*
2. you*

Sex Tape: shade

That Pink Raccoon: famalamallama

Aint a furry: sldfhalksjdfh what

That Pink Raccoon: yano

Famalamallama

My catch phrase

Like

Llama

Fite me irl: stop

what fucking catch phrase

No

That Pink Raccoon: fama

Lama

Lamallama

With a fama

Stronk Jr.: *FamaLamaLlama

Sex Tape: why you gotta be salty dude

Nyoom Lord: I don't believe he's actually salty

Aint a furry: actually hes v v sweet

Stronk Jr.: very*

Aint a furry: aight no hes salty as fuck

Nyoom Lord: What does salty mean????

That Pink Raccoon: wait

You dont know??

What did you think we were talking about?????

Nyoom Lord: …

I thought you guys were putting salt on midoriya and licking him

Fite me irl : not today satan

not today

Danki: askjdfhalkDKFHSDLFKJH IIDA WHY

Tododokidoki:

Sex Tape: that's kinky man

Fite me irl: funny hearing that from you

Bondage kink

Sex Tape has been renamed Bondage 101.

Nyoom Lord has removed all commenting privileges

Nyoom Lord: Class is starting soon and as class president I cannot allow you to text during class

it is disrespectful to the teacher and your peers who are trying to learn

therefore I will be doing this everyday before class

you guys can thank me later

Chapter 2: Y'all are Whipped™

Chapter by yurasu

Chapter Text

John Cena: so I was at the grocery store pulling pranks on people like I usually do and guess who I saw

Fite me irl: oh I don't know

people?

John Cena: fuck off bakuho

Anyhoozle so I was riding shit and Present Mic and Aizawa walk up to me with disappointed dad faces

Stronk Jr.: I thought that was All Might’s thing

John Cena: Idk and idc but what I do care about is why they were going grocery shopping

together

Fite me irl: Because they're married dumbass

John Cena: WHAT!?!??!?!?

Stronk Jr.: yeah!

didn't you notice the ring on Present Mic’s finger? or on the necklace around Aizawa’s neck?

John Cena: NOT EVERYONE IS AS ONSERVANT AS YOU MIDORIYA

Danki: onservant

Sex Tape onservant

Kirishima used Harden: onservant

That Pink Raccoon: onservant

John Cena: CUt tHAT SHIT OuT

Fite me irl: onservant

Stronk Jr.: onservant

Tododokidoki: onservant

John Cena: stOP

Nyoom Lord: …

...onservant

John Cena: EVEN IKDA

WTF

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS POINT OUT THAT ERASERHEAD AND PRESTEN MIC ARE MARRIED BUT NOOOOO YOU GUYS HAVE TO GO AND RUIN IT

Stronk Jr.: PRESTEN MIC

Nyoom Lord: ikda?

Nyoom Lord has been renamed to IKDA

IKDA: why am I not surprised

Danki: Now all i can think when i see iida’s name is “Ikea”

IKDA:

IKDA has been renamed to IKEA.

That Pink Raccoon: does that mean he has Swedish meatballs??

bc I'm starving

Fite me irl: Make food then pinky

That Pink Raccoon: nooooo YOU make food you can cook, rite?

Stronk Jr.: yea!! kacchan learned how to bake when we were little

Fite me irl: STFU FUCKIN DEKU DONT TELL THEM

Kirishima used Harden: you should make me food

im hungry

Fite me irl: omw

Danki: HHSHHSHSHSSSNNNGG

Tododokidoki: whipped

O shit waddup: youre one to talk, todoroki

Midoriya once talked about a limited addition action figure he wanted as a child and you fucking got it for him for his birthday

I looked it up, son

That shit was thousands of dollars

Ain't a furry: y'all are Whipped with a capital w

O shit waddup: you're the same way though??

I c u starin

Stronk Jr.: ok yes youre hilarious asui, but todoroki what

O shit waddup: call me tsu ;0

Danki: this is a fucking callout

That Pink Raccoon: you act like you aren't Whipped too

Danki: wdym???

Bondage 101: you'll literally do anything Mina or I tell you to do

Danki: umm no I don't?

That Pink Raccoon: remember that time I was going to go to my room real quick to get my PHONE charger but you insisted on charging it?

Danki: Hey! i was just trying to be a good friend also i didnt want yo be alone

Bondage 101: WE WERE IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE

Danki: I came here for a good time and I honestly feel so attacked rn

Fite me irl: rt

Ain't a furry: rt

Tododokidoki: rt

Stronk Jr.: okay back to the issue at hand

What!??!

why would you buy me that and for thousands of dollars are you insane?? did your quirk literally melt your brain?? why would you do that??

John Cena: it's pretty obvious Midoriya

Stronk Jr.: wdym??

Momo the Homo: I think Todoroki should tell you himself

Stronk Jr.: Todoroki?

Tododokidoki: …

Stronk Jr.: … Shouto?

Tododokidoki has left the chat

Fite me irl: oh no you don't if I have to stay here so do you fuck face

Fite me irl has added Tododokidoki to the chat

Tododokidoki: fuck

Stronk Jr.: wait a minute

Iida why does kaachan get to be a mod but I dont??

IKEA: Because i know he won't screw up the chat

Ain't a furry: What do you mean?? he's the most likely to screw up the server

Kirishima used Harden: Iida chose bakugo because bakugo sucks at using technology and has to come to me and Iida trysts me not to fuck up the server

Fite me irl: I DON'T NEED HELP I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE SOME PRACTICE

Kirishima used Harden: sure babe whatever you say

Fite me irl has left the chat

IKEA: why god

why

IKEA has added Fite me irl to the chat

Fite me irl: why won't you let me leave

Stronk Jr.: Because kirishima needs you kaachan

Fite me irl: trust me he could hold his own

Ain't a furry: that doesn't mean he necessarily wants to though

Fite me irl: What are you guys talking about

Danki: yeah why would anyone want bakuboi around

Fite me irl: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING BAKUBOI

Kirishima used Harden: sorry I might have let that one slip

Bondage 101: yeah that one and like 7429010 others

Kirishima used Harden: Hey! I don't have that many nicknames for him

That Pink Raccoon: you really do

Iron Man: sorry bro I'm gunna have to agree with them for this one

Kirishima used Harden: not you too bro

do I really have that many nicknames for bakubro though?

O shit waddup: you literally just used one

Danki: all of the bakusquad calls him bakubro tho

Fite me irl: ENOUGH WITH THE BAKUSQUAD

IF YOU WANT A NAME THEN COME UP WITH A BETTER ONE

ONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE MY NAME IN THE TITLE

Bondage 101: so you admit that were a squad?

Fite me irl:...

I'll admit that you guys aren't as obnoxious as the rest

Kirishima used Harden: aww thanks bakubro

Danki: WHOA RE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE BAKUGO WE ALL KNOW AND HATE/LOVE

That Pink Raccoon: HOLY DHIT NDJSKANZNNSKS

Bondage 101: holy mother of god bakugo has been cloned

Ain't a furry: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Stronk Jr.: Kaachan? Are you feeling alright?

Fite me irl: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALL I SAID WAS THAT YOU GUYS AREN'T AS BAD AS THE REST NOT THAT I DON'T HATE YOU

it's called insomnia look it up: wow wasn't expecting that

Stronk Jr.: Shinsou! Hi!

it's called insomnia look it up: Hey midoriya

Fite me irl: WTF ARE YOU DOING HER BAG FACE

it's called insomnia look it up: bag face? that's new. well I'm going to go now I just wanted to see why my phone was dead when I woke up

Stronk Jr.: Bye Shinsou!

Kirishima used Harden: now back to more important matters

wdym I still hate you guys?

even after I saved your life

Fite me irl: fine maybe i don't hate you shitty hair

still doesn't mean I like you though

not hentai: that's not what i heard last night

Fite me irl: I'm done

nope

nu uh

no way

Fite me irl has left the chat

Kirishima used Harden: yeah I think I'm going to go too for a bit

Kirishima used Harden has left the chat

Bondage 101: they're really not helping their situation

IKEA: Class starts in 20 minutes and I know half of you haven't studied for today's English test so I am closing the server

IKEA has removed all commenting privileges

Chapter 3: LET ME READ FIRST (im not exactly sure this was supposed to be the title but now it is ig)

Chapter by yurasu

Chapter Text

IKEA has added Kirishima used Harden to the chat

IKEA has added Fite me irl to the chat

IKEA has returned all commenting privileges.

Stronk Jr.: do vampires have straw-like fangs that they use to suck up the blood

Or do they like

Bite, then suck directly from the wound

Danki: thats the first thing you say???????//?

Stronk Jr.: ive been awake for three days

Help

That Pink Raccoon: o o f

Tododokidoki:

Omw w/ melatonin

Stronk Jr.: t h a n c c

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Stronk Jr. has joined Stronk Family .

Stronk Jr.: @stronk mom

I havent slept for three days what do

Stronk mom : you should really get some sleep izuku

Stronk Jr.: well yeah

But how do

Stronk Sr.: Sleep is important for young heroes like yourself my boy!

Stronk Jr.: yes but

How do sleep

Stronk Mom: im sure your friend- todoroki, was it?

could help

Stronk Jr.: are you literally trying to set me up again

Stronk mom: i dont know what youre talking about, izuku

Stronk Jr.:

Stronk Sr.: Yes! I'm sure going Todoroki could help!

Stronk Jr.: he's actually on his way to my dorm rn w/ melatonin

Stronk Mom: !!!!

IZUKU WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!

Stronk Jr.: he'll be here for like 5 seconds mom its fine!! dont worry about it!!!

Stronk Mom: NoW you wont have time to make snacks!!!!!!

Stronk Jr.: why tho

Stronk Mom: it's common sense to make snacks when you have a guest over izuku

Stronk Sr.: Your mother is right Midoriya my boy!

its important to have good etiquette

especially with your.. special friends

Stronk Jr.: why me, god

Stronk Mom: don't forget to use protection Izuku

Stronk Sr.: ;)

Stronk Jr.: alskdjf;alsj:LDSFHSDLJFHLDSKJFH

Stronk Jr. has left the chat

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Danki: i come back to realize

@Tododokidoki, @Stronk Jr. these lil bros be gayin it up over there

Kirishima used Harden: ur half gay stfu w/ yo bi ass

Bondage 101: fucking rip

Musical trash: yess ssss s call him out

hes been calling out my gay all day

Danki: jirou y

Musical trash: bc ur a nerd

Danki: oof

Bondage 101: kami aint a nerd hes p much failing classes

Danki: o O F

Y u gotta b lik dis bro

Fite me irl: that abomination of a sentence hurt my eyes to read

Stronk Jr.: me too

So ill just

*why

*do

*you

*have to

*be

*like

*this

*brosephmandudebuddypalboi

Aint a furry: im

That Pink Raccoon: brosephmandudebuddypalboi im yelling

Danki has been renamed to brosephmandudebuddypalboi.

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: my life

Is compelte

Stronk Jr.: *complete

That Pink Raccoon: compelte

Bondage 101: compelte

IKEA: compelte

Aint a furry: compelte

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: even iida

ive been betrayed on all fronts

Ive been had

Kirishima used Harden: dw bro i gotchu

Fite me irl: youre siding w/ the electrical outlet

Kirishima used Harden: oh you rite sorry bro imma have to side with bakubro on this one

Danki: oh yeah sure side with the one you're gay for

Kirishima used Harden: I'm

I need to go

I'll talk to you guys later

Kirishima used Harden has left the chat

Fite me irl: what

That Pink Raccoon: Denki that was so fucking uncalled for

Bondage 101: yeah what the fuck dude

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: I

I wasn't thinking

Fu cK

I'M SO FUCKING SORRY

l:DFDJ:LF JDS FUC K

Fite me irl: ADD HIM BACK RIGHT NOW

Stronk Jr.: he needs time to adjust kacchan

That Pink Raccoon: go talk to him bakubro we know u like him too

Fite me irl: I'M TRYING BUT HE'S NOT PICKING UP

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: oh god

I have to apologize

HE WON'T ANSWER

That Pink Raccoon: go to him

Be gay, lil baku

Bondage 101: live your full gay life

Fite me irl: NO BUT I CANT FIND HIM

NOT IN HIS ROOM

Stronk Jr.: djfhakjsdf kacchan i think u know where to go

Fite me irl:

Fuck

fine I'll go

Stronk Jr.: I hope you resolve this!

Fite me irl: fuck off deku

Fite me irl has left the chat.

your chapterly Cursed Image from Ai

Chapter 4: Kiribaku? more likely than you’d think

Chapter by ale8i, yurasu

Chapter Text

John Cena: GUYS GUESS WHAT

Stronk Jr.: oh god not this again

John Cena: NO THIS IS IMPORTANT

RIGHT

SO I WAS WALKING ALONG THE QUAD LIKE I DO AND I SAW SOMETHING

A BIG SOMETHING

A LIFE CHANGING SOMETHING

Stronk Jr.: ???

John Cena: I SAW BAKUGO AND KIRISHIMA HUGGING

AND CRYING

well only kirishima was crying BUT STILL

BAKUGO DIDN'T SHOVE HIM OFF

I'M NDJSKKSEHHSKAN

That Pink Raccoon: DDJLDF WH AT

Ain't a furry: nxjdisks are you sure that was bakugo

John Cena: YES I'M SURE NO ONE ELSE IN THE SCHOOL LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY POMERANIAN

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: i

@Kirishima used Harden BRO

Sdljfskdjhflsjkfdhsdkjf

Kirishima used Harden has been added to No-Sin Christian server.

Ain't a furry: okay but like seriously what the fuck is the server name

Stronk Jr.:

That Pink Raccoon: yeah kiri isnt online rn so lets use this time to answer this universe-shaking question

it's called insomnia look it up: will I ever get minetas spot in class 1a?

That Pink Raccoon: yes you will but plz dont turn this topic of conversation around i need info

does iida meme is it true

IKEA: what's a meme?

I only put what midoriya tells me to

That Pink Raccoon: w h a t

Stronk Jr.: it was a calculated risk

Ain't a furry: are you proud of your bf todoroki @ Tododokidoki

it's called insomnia look it up: it was a logical ruse

Stronk Jr.: i

what?

That Pink Raccoon: Todoroki: *chokes*

O shit waddup: on what? ; ^ )

That Pink Raccoon: midoriya: ON THIS DICK ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Stronk Jr. has left No-Sin Christian server.

Tododokidoki has left No-Sin Christian server.

That Pink Raccoon: what do y'all think they're doing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

IKEA: nothing you sin child

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: [And here we see the Sister Iida, proteccing the children of the Gay from sin. It is a hard-fought, dangerous battle, but it is worth the risk.]

Bondage 101: im

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: GOTTA BLAST

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NYASS fam gc

NYEAT MY GAY NYASS: shouta babe no we can barely take care of 5 cats how are we gonna manage a child??

NYEAT MY NYASS: we’ll figure it out

NYEAT MY GAY NYASS: I'm

it's called insomnia look it up has been added to the chat

It’s called insomnia look it up: um

hi

NYEAT MY GAY NYASS: asflksjf

my heart

NYEAT MY NYASS: change your name

it's called insomnia look it up: to match you guys name?

…

sure why not

it's called insomnia look it up has been renamed NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.

NYEAT MY NYASS has been renamed to NYEAT NY NYASS NYR.

NYEAT NY NYASS NYR: nyhank nyou nyon

NYEAT MY GAY NYASS: shouta I don't think he understands

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.: nyts nyot ny nyroblem nyather

NYEAT MY GAY NYASS: i stand fucking corrected

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.: nyan ny nyeave nyow?

NYEAT NY NYASS NYR.: nyes

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brosephmandudebuddypalboi: i

i am confusion

IKEA: What?

Ebony Dark’ness dementia raven way: please dont

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: toko

My birb bud

what the fuck

Ebony Dark’ness dementia raven way: please dont

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: im

im conflicted

Bondage 101: kami isnt the only confusion here

what could have our local Emo Birb™ in such a fuss??

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: well

i mean

Ebony Dark’ness dementia raven way: nO PAL

That Pink Raccoon: DFjlkdsfj;lsdfj

oH my GoD

nO PAL

IM

Bondage 101: iidjfdshajsdf he le p m e ei m n o t o k

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: SAm E buT for different reasons

Ebony Dark’ness dementia raven way: i said

NO

PAL

Stronk Jr.: well now im curious

Ebony Dark’ness dementia raven way: gdi

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: anyhoozle

i walked into the kitchen rite

To sneak one of satou’s brownies

Sugar Daddy: excuse?

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: asdlfasldfjsdf nothing

Ebony Dark’ness dementia raven way: p l e a s e n o

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: im sorry but

I have to talk

Its my nature

Ebony Dark’ness dementia raven way: im

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: ok so

i walk in

and there i see

fucking tokoyami

crying over a dropped egg

Ebony Dark’ness dementia raven way:

Guess ill die

Stronk Jr.: god thats a mood

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.: ^^^^

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: i jUST SPAT OUT FUCKING AIR WHOIS THA T

Stronk Jr.: shinsou? wth is your name?

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.: you have your fam chat I have mine

Stronk Jr.: we dont discuss my fam chat

what happens in there stays in there

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.: agreed

That Pink Raccoon: what??

?????????//

fam chat????

Stronk Jr.:

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.:

we done fucked up

Fite me irl: please we have secret group chats too

did you really think we were special?

Tododokidoki: their chats are w/ their adopted dads

Stronk Jr.: toDOROKI

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.: im

CCCC: wHAT

That Pink Raccoon: EXCUSE ME

BUT

WHAT?????????????????????????/??////??

Tododokidoki: oops

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stronk Jr.: i trusted you :(

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.: honestly same

Tododokidoki: wait

Midoriya

Sdjafdk

Im sorry

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.: what about me

What about my betrayed trust

Tododokidoki: who are you again?

Stronk Jr.: im

John Cena: BURRNNNNNN

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.:

And here i thought i was accepted

Rip i guess ill leave then

John Cena: wait no babe i was kidding

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.: so was i

John Cena:

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.:

Karate Kid:

great job guys you outed us all

That Pink Raccoon: there is way too much going on right now

Stronk Jr.: todoroki i literally said two minutes ago that his name was shinsou

Tododokidoki:

Stronk Jr.: jdsaklfsdlfa

im

NYEAT NY NYASS NYJR.: wow this sure is a train wreck

That Pink Raccoon: you took the words right out of my mouth

Bondage 101: are we just going to forget the fact that toko was crying over a dropped egg in the kitchen

Ebony Dark’ness dementia raven way: yes

brosephmandudebuddypalboi: no

IKEA: IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT GO TO BED

IKEA has removed all commenting privileges

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Chapter 5: fist me irl

Chapter by yurasu

Chapter Text

Kirishima used Harden: HELP I READ FITE ME AS FIST ME

I'M

SJDHISIAI

Fite me irl: fist me irl

Kirishima used Harden: bdjdosjwwbeskaojerj

Fite me irl has been renamed Fist me irl

Stronk Jr.: ncjxidjkkak

Fist me irl: what are you freaking out about? shitty hair I understand but you?

Stronk Jr.: I'M JUST

I'M IMAGINING KACCHAN SAYING FIST ME DADDY AND IM NOT OKAY

tokoyami (I'm lazy): you called?

no?

I'll go home now

Kirishima used Harden: ndjdrioekans

Fist me irl: great you broke him

wait hold on

I have an idea

Kirishima used Harden has been renamed Kirishima is Daddy

Fist me irl has been renamed Fist me Daddy

IKEA: I give up

the chat has been renamed Yall are a bunch of sinners

Fist me Daddy: I see no lie

That Pink Raccoon: so since were sinners now id like to ask this

Is baku so angry bc he cant jerk off?

Not hentai: trust me thats not it

Fist me irl: SHUT UP YOU TENTACLE FUCK

brosephmandudebuddypalboI: HENTAI? MORE LIKE HANTAI

Bondage 101: OMFG YES

Bondage 101 been renamed to Hantai

That Pink Raccoon: also can we start calling he who shall not be named Endea vore

Tododokidoki: yes i will start calling him that immediately

IKEA: WHAT IS THIS

Kirishima is Daddy: sin

Sin that i did not want or need to see

Stronk Jr.: none of us needed to see that

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: kiri please im in a gc with you you arent as pure as you seem

Kirishima is Daddy: THAT WAS ONE TIME AND I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT TO YOU GUYS

That Pink Raccoon: mind telling us who it was for then?

Kirishima is Daddy: nope no thanks

Not today satan

Aint a furry: kiri why havent you changed your name back yet?

Oh shit Waddup: Maybe he likes it?

Kirishima is Daddy: no bakubro threatened me so i have to keep it

-

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: okay but consider this

all humans are just groundhogs

Tododokidoki: no

we're humans

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: listen linda

IKEA: I do not believe that his name is linda unless I am mistaken

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: jvjfkwjjs

it's a vine

anyhoozle

Fist me irl: anyhoozle

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: YES ANYHOOZLE

CAN I CONTINUE NOW

Stronk Jr.: guys maybe we should let kaminari speak

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: THANK YOU

anyways so like i was thinking about this earlier

like,, how do some people just not believe in evolution???

do they think the humans just popped out of the ground like groundhogs???

and then i couldnt stop laughing cause holy shit human groundhogs

therefore

all humans are groundhogs

Sex tape: I'm dumping you

I'm not even dating you

but I'm dumping you

That Pink Raccoon: i dont know whether to be repulsed or proud

Bondage 101: yeah same

Kirishima is Daddy: I'm not okay

omfg

no

I'm

egg

I mean egg

FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

NOT EGG NO

ebony dark'ness dementia raven way: eggs…

Musical trash: tokoyami What the Fuck

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Chapter 6: hes awoke

Chapter by yurasu

Chapter Text

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: hi i just wanted to call out @Musical trash for being really gay

Musical trash: bitch?

excuse you?

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: :3c

Fist me daddy: dont

Do Not

Make That Fucking Face

Ever Again

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: >:3c

Fist me irl: Bitch

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: i know you are but what am i

Musical Trash: i swear to shit kaminari

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: @fist me irl

quick question

do you want just anyone to fist you or do you want someone

special

;))

Musical Trash: L E A V E

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: no can do brosephmandudebuddypalboi

Musical Trash: I hate you I hope you know that

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: trust me I know

Fist me irl has been renamed Fist me Daddy

Fist me Daddy: is that blunt enough for you?

Kirishima is Daddy: I think I'm done for the night

Mina the Pink Raccoon: use protection and don't hurt Bakugou

Kirishima is Daddy: what

no

no

no

l e a v e

no

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: if its fisting would they even need protection or like

am i missing some kind of std on the hand

That Pink Raccoon: maybe if Bakugou was doing the fisting but it's obvious he's not so I guess not

make sure you guys have enough lube

Stronk Jr.: hey guys sorry not sorry to interrupt this

fascinating conversation

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: lmao

Stronk Jr.: hmm

Tododokidoki: god I wish that was my dad

Fist me Daddy: yes we all know you two have daddy issues

go fuck in the corner or some shit idfc

That Pink Raccoon: yo wait

Is

Is mido ok

Stronk Jr.: :,^)

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: ??

Stronk Jr.: La puta madre, ustedes no entienden mis indirectas. *

Bondage 101: are any of us okay?

Stronk Jr.: No me preguntes a mi pendejo.**

Fist me daddy: deku are you really starting with this spanish shit again i swear to the fucking god that this chat killed

Stronk Jr.: Nadie te metio Grinch narcisista con complejos de superioridad. Anda explota en otro lado que tu humo afecta mis buenas vibras.***

Bondage 101: i put it through google translate and im legit sobbing

Momo the homo: @tododokidoki dont you have a thing for foreign languages or smth

Tododokidoki: uh

uhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

-

DIRECT MESSAGE

Rich Kid #2: m omo i trusted you wha t the fuckIuionmsdo d

I to l d yo u th a t in con fi d enc e

You fucking dicktionary you owe me two months of laundry

Rich Kid #1: no regerts

Rich Kid #2: :((

cant believe youve betrayed me like this

-

Tododokidoki changed Momo the homo ’s name to Dicktionary.

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: omg

Tododokidoki: dONT FUCKING CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS

NOT AFTER WHAT YOUVE DONE

IF YOU CALL ME OUT ILL CALL YOU OUT

Dicktionary: TODOROKI N O

Tododokidoki: MOMO HAS A THING FOR PUNK ROCK CHICKS

Dicktionary: this is true betrayal

Tododokidoki: hypocr i t e

Sex tape: ...

That pink raccoon: ...

John Cena: ...

Tododokidoki: what

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: thats

Kinda common knowledge

Kirishima is daddy: yea like,,, literally all of us knew

Musical trash: nO iT iSNT?

I DiDnT KNOw?

Wh A T??

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: well ofc you didnt know

but the rest of us did

Even iida knew

Tododokidoki: i really thought that would go better

Lets try another one then

Dicktionary: todoroki pl e a s e

O shit waddup: this is somewhat out of hand

but im enjoying it

keep going

Stronk Jr.: i leave for

one minute

to find for #~relatable~ missing dad memes

and i just

Dicktionary: midoriya here to save the day

But he brings questions

Midoriya are you really ok

Stronk Jr.: not since i was like four

Tododokidoki: fuck I'll be back

make sure he doesn't do anything stupid while I'm gone

Dicktionary: aye aye sir

Stronk Jr.: Hey! I don't need anyone to watch over me

Tododokidoki: you can't see my face but I'm giving you the blankest stare in existence

Stronk Jr.: I can feel it and I don't like it

Tododokidoki: I'm coming over

Stronk Jr.: I dont need someone to take care of me! I'm a perfectly capable teenage boy!

Tododokidoki: I'm still coming over whether you like it or not

Stronk Jr.: fine. but you're watching whatever I want

Tododokidoki: I would have anyways but alright. whatever you want midoriya

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me m e s

2:30 am

Stronk Jr.: helo

it is i

ur friendly neighborhood spideryeet

Fist me irl: PARAYEET YOURSELF OUTTA MY LIFE

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: OH BOY

ITS 3AMMEME TIME, FUCKERS

Tododokidoki: oh my god pl ea s e n o

no t a ga i n

Bondage 101: Okay but that actually looks pretty good

Musical Trash: nO IT FU S GK IN GN DOES NT

OK A:

KAMINARI I F YOU FU CK IG N STA R T THIS SHIT AGAIN

YOUR SHIT IS F U C K E D

AND

SERO

YOU ABSOLUTE CUCK

HOW IS THAT APPETIZING

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: I'M SO MAKING THAT

Bondage 101: it's just chicken but

blue

don't you want blue chicken jirou?

Musical Trash: ill make you blue

By fucking choking you

With that damn koolaid chicken thatll fucking kill you anyways

Bondage 101: kinky

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: kinky

Bondage 101: omg bro

same person

That Pink Raccoon: no

not this again

please

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: bRo

SaMe PeRsOn

Bondage 101: SAME PERSON

Tododokidoki: ok ignoring

that

midoriya if you do this now i stg im coming over

Stronk Jr.: …

Damn let me find another meme real quick

dId SoMeOnE oRdEr A

E X I ST E N T I AL C RI S I S

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: Hoky fuck

Bondage 101: HOKY

YOU DO THE HOKY POKY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND

Tododokidoki: midoriya

Stronk Jr.: cant kill me if im already dead inside binch

Tododokidoki: shit you right

Open the door

Stronk Jr.: yeye one sec

@ ~walk walk fashion bby~ @Kirishima is daddy is this you

Tododokidoki: hh hhngh

I hate this family

Stronk Jr.: <3

Bondage 101: Okay disregarding that

did y'all ever notice how calamari say yee like that dinosaur in the fucking meme

That Pink Raccoon: oh

oH mY g OD nsLDKFJ

SE R o P LE A S e

Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: BRO HOW COULD YOU KDNXJDJSN

I'VE BEEN HAD

Musical Trash: HOLY FUCK YOURE RIGHT

Bondage 101: Calamari is now dinosaur guy

Stronk Jr. has changed Brosephmandudebuddypalboi ’s name to Dinosaur Gay.

Dinosaur Gay: LSDFKL

I'm actually bi but okay

Stronk Jr. has changed Dinosaur Gay’ s name to Dinosaur Bi

That Pink Racoon: FUCK IIDAS TYPING EVRYONE SCATTER

IKEA: i stg stfu im trying to sleep and there is school tomorrow it is a school night you mcfreacking h o o l i g an s

Go

To

S l e e p

Fist me Daddy: fuck you nyoom boy

IKEA has removed Fist me Daddy ’s commenting privileges.

IKEA: G O T O B E D

Tododokidoki: jinkies

Stronk Jr.: jeepers

IKEA has removed all commenting privileges

IKEA: naughty children need to be punished

And these naughty children are going to go the frickfrack to sl e e p

Dinosaur Bi changed their name to But maybe we can talk like this?.

IKEA changed But maybe we can talk like this? ’s name to Kaminari Denki.

IKEA has taken away Kaminari Denki ’s naming privileges.

IKEA: i trust none of you will try anything else?

No?

Good.

Get some rest, we have school tomorrow.

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